The club for feeling unreasonably good.
Doctor-led testosterone, weight and energy, with a dedicated concierge and one honest price. Your pass to high season, all year.
Four ways to feel like yourself.
The programmes, 04Testosterone
Enclomiphene, injectable or topical, tuned to your labs.
Weight Loss
GLP-1 programmes paced to your body, not a protocol.
Energy
NAD+ for recovery and clarity, overseen by a provider.
Labs
Physician-ordered panels, credited toward any programme.
Everything handled. That's the point.
Every programme comes with a dedicated concierge, one human who runs the logistics of your care, so treatment feels like being looked after, not managing another subscription.
Meet your concierge →- 01Times every refill so you never run out, even mid-trip.
- 02Books and moves your provider visits.
- 03Walks you through your first dose, on video if you like.
- 04Handles the snags before they reach you.
Care people actually stick with.
From members“The concierge thing sounds like marketing until you have one. Mine caught that my refill would land while I was in Berlin and shipped it early without me asking. That's the whole difference.”
“First place I didn't have to explain PrEP to my own doctor. The consult felt like talking to someone who actually got it. Labs, video, done, and my questions were normal to them.”
“I wanted the number before anyone sold me anything. Ordered The T Panel, got it explained in plain English, and started a program two weeks later with my eyes open. No pressure the whole way.”
Life, adjacent to the medicine.
All of the Journal →Poolside Protocol, Vol. 1
A summer playlist for the golden hour, eleven tracks for wet hair, warm concrete, and the particular joy of having nowhere else to be.
Built by us, for us: what 'gay-competent care' actually means.
Not a rainbow on the logo. Not a flinch when you mention your life. Just care that was designed, from the intake form up, assuming you'd walk through the door.
Strong, not starving: eating well on a GLP-1.
The medicine turns down your appetite. Your job is to make the calories you do eat count, so the weight you lose is fat, and the strength you built stays put.
You asked. We answered.
What actually is Cabana?
Cabana is a lifestyle medicine membership. We connect you with licensed providers for testosterone, weight, energy and lab programs, ship your treatment to your door, and give you a dedicated human concierge to run the whole thing. Think less waiting room, more members' club — serious medicine, delivered like hospitality.
What does the concierge actually do?
A real person, dedicated to you — not a chatbot and not a rotating queue. Your concierge coordinates your shipments so you never run out, books and reschedules your provider visits, coaches your first injection on video if you want, chases down anything that's stuck, and answers the small questions that usually go unasked. They know your name and your plan. It's the difference between having a subscription and being taken care of.
Where is Cabana available?
Our provider network is licensed across all 50 states, Washington D.C., and U.S. territories. That said, specific treatments — especially controlled ones like testosterone — can vary by state based on local rules. We confirm exactly what's available to you during intake, based on where you're located.
Is Cabana really built for gay men, or is that just marketing?
It's the reason we exist. Two of our founders are a married gay couple, as is our clinical advisor — we built the brand we wanted and couldn't find. In practice that means providers who are fluent in our health (PrEP, sexual health, the works), sexual-benefit conversations that aren't awkwardly hetero-coded, and a brand that celebrates you instead of tolerating you. Everyone's welcome at the pool. But this one was designed with us in mind.
What's included in the monthly price?
Everything the program needs: your provider care and visits, your medication, your concierge, and cold-chain shipping. Testosterone programs also include your quarterly labs. No membership fee stacked on top of medication costs, no surprise charges at checkout. One price, clearly stated before you ever pay. Cancel anytime.
Do you take insurance? What about HSA/FSA?
Cabana is a cash-pay membership, which is what lets us keep pricing transparent and skip the insurance runaround. Many members use HSA/FSA funds for eligible medical expenses — we provide itemized receipts. We don't bill insurance directly.
Your high season starts with a number.
Know where you stand, labs from $99, credited toward any programme. Then decide, on your terms.